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Tuesday, October 05, 2004 

What?

So I blew out my eardrum a couple days ago and am temporarily deaf in one ear. Normally this would suck, but I realized this gives me an excuse to ignore people and not come off as a total prick. It further supports my belief that if i fail to acknowledge someone than they do not exist.
Plus the bleeding from the ear gives me this sickly look which should get people to avoid me more than usual

1 comment

You're not supposed to put anything but your elbow in your ear.

I like your poetry, can we have more of that?

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