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Tuesday, October 05, 2004 

What?

So I blew out my eardrum a couple days ago and am temporarily deaf in one ear. Normally this would suck, but I realized this gives me an excuse to ignore people and not come off as a total prick. It further supports my belief that if i fail to acknowledge someone than they do not exist.
Plus the bleeding from the ear gives me this sickly look which should get people to avoid me more than usual

You're not supposed to put anything but your elbow in your ear.

I like your poetry, can we have more of that?

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