Poon Job's Palace

I went to the hospital at 6:30 AM this morning and stayed until noon cause I had a small case load. Then I went home watched the first 2 episodes of GI Joe: Rise of Serpentor and fell asleep until 6:00 PM.


Now that I'm up I plan on being quite ambitious with the remainder of the day. I intend to watch the final 3 episodes of the Serpentor saga and maybe eat a microwavable burrito.



It feels so good to have a life

I'm like Dr. Seuss minus any shred of talent. Mind you this is spur of the moment. Special Thanks go out to Ray, who is the inspiration.

I came into work the other day
And who did I see? It was Flaming Ray.
He undressed me with his eyes and had to say
"You're looking mighty fine, would you happen to be gay?

Its been a while since I've had a taste,
Of a hot blooded man's sweet, sweet paste."
On hearing this I turned in haste.
As I started to run, he screamed, "if you don't use it, it'll just go to waste."

I sprinted out the door, I ran as fast as I could.
He chased after me screaming, "I need that wood!"
A car nearly hit me, but I jumped over the hood
It was kinda like Dukes of Hazzard and really, really good.


I hopped in my car and sped away
He yelled at me, "you will rue the day
I asked to give you head and you refused to stay!"
And that was my story of Flaming Ray

So I blew out my eardrum a couple days ago and am temporarily deaf in one ear. Normally this would suck, but I realized this gives me an excuse to ignore people and not come off as a total prick. It further supports my belief that if i fail to acknowledge someone than they do not exist.
Plus the bleeding from the ear gives me this sickly look which should get people to avoid me more than usual