Poetry Corner...part deux
I'm like Dr. Seuss minus any shred of talent. Mind you this is spur of the moment. Special Thanks go out to Ray, who is the inspiration.
I came into work the other day
And who did I see? It was Flaming Ray.
He undressed me with his eyes and had to say
"You're looking mighty fine, would you happen to be gay?
Its been a while since I've had a taste,
Of a hot blooded man's sweet, sweet paste."
On hearing this I turned in haste.
As I started to run, he screamed, "if you don't use it, it'll just go to waste."
I sprinted out the door, I ran as fast as I could.
He chased after me screaming, "I need that wood!"
A car nearly hit me, but I jumped over the hood
It was kinda like Dukes of Hazzard and really, really good.
I hopped in my car and sped away
He yelled at me, "you will rue the day
I asked to give you head and you refused to stay!"
And that was my story of Flaming Ray
I came into work the other day
And who did I see? It was Flaming Ray.
He undressed me with his eyes and had to say
"You're looking mighty fine, would you happen to be gay?
Its been a while since I've had a taste,
Of a hot blooded man's sweet, sweet paste."
On hearing this I turned in haste.
As I started to run, he screamed, "if you don't use it, it'll just go to waste."
I sprinted out the door, I ran as fast as I could.
He chased after me screaming, "I need that wood!"
A car nearly hit me, but I jumped over the hood
It was kinda like Dukes of Hazzard and really, really good.
I hopped in my car and sped away
He yelled at me, "you will rue the day
I asked to give you head and you refused to stay!"
And that was my story of Flaming Ray
Absolutely stunning. I'm moved to tears. Tears, I tell you.
Posted by
The Noillyprat Cat |
2:33 PM
this would have never existed if you didn't ask for it. you are my muse
Posted by
Kav |
2:58 PM
with your low, low standards I shall take that as a compliment
Posted by
Kav |
2:32 PM
I think I was just blown away by the profoundness of that metaphor.
Posted by
Kav |
11:45 AM
kinda exciting one.....great!
Posted by
Ironicguy |
1:08 AM