Poon Job's Palace

and absolutely none of it is interesting in the least. First off my internet has been down and my workload has increased which explains why I have failed to live up to the Semmy-like standards that we have all got accustomed to.
So anyways...out of my recent lackluster period the most noteable happening is that my parents officially despise the girl I'm with right now.
Its not a big deal as I always expect them to hate whoever I'm with. Somewhere in their bicekering I said, "you should be glad that I'm straight...at least I got that going for me."
Needless to say they didn't find it nearly as humorous as I did. So anyways...what makes this case different then all the others is that now my parents are actively trying to break me up and set me up with some girl they like. This unfortunately adds the pressure to find the special "someone" in their eyes. They're probably feeling pressured as my little brother is quite serious with his girl and in their fucked up way that implies that I have to be serious too.
During my single periods (however short they may be) I was never set up with anyone as I would never want to go out with any girl my parents liked, as I have absoultely nothing in common with them and don't appreciate their poor tastes.
So anyways...now they've sicked this boring ass nut job on me, who apparently doesn't get the hint that I have a girlfriend. Basically the only thing this chick has going for her is looks and money, but nothing else up top. Anyways...thats all that has been going on with me lately.
If anyone wants to get hooked up with an esthetically pleasing yet impressively boring person feel free to send me your number and I'll forward it to her.
Additionally I would like some advice on how to blow this broad off, as all my previous efforts have failed.

also...my blog address has changed due to random ass bitches from "real life" have been trying to talk to me on the internet...creepy