You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but old dogs can sure as hell fuck a blanket
I have a dog named Odie. He's half dachsund, half chihuahua. I got him almost 4 years ago. In fact I got him the day after he got neutered (if only I had been there a day earlier).
Over the years I've had him he's never had a sex drive. In fact he tends to be quite depressed around the bitches. They all tend to get submissive around him (basically begging for him to hump em), but alas he never felt the need to do so.
Until a few weeks ago. My girl was in town and needless to say we fucked like rabbits. Normally his dog bed is in my room, but he sleeps on my bed anyway. So we made a point of leaving him out of the room when we got it on, mainly to spare him the trauma of seeing my balls.
As we all know, dogs have a heightened sense of smell. And apparently he was able to smell our pheromones and this seemed to get him all hot and bothered.
After one session we cleaned up and let him in the bedroom. As we open the door he bolts in, panting, basically all hyper. He has a tendency to get hyper when he's in a playful mood, but this seemed different.
So he jumps up on the bed, forms my blanket into a ball with his paws and proceeds to go nuts on it. For the first time in years he was able to get it up. I was quite proud of his red rocket as it had never reached this level before. He was basically hung more than some dudes, which is kinda odd seeing as he is only about a foot and a half long, weighing in at a massive 10 pounds.
As he was showing my blanket who was boss, my girl ran for her camera and took the following pictures. She finally got the roll developed and emailed me the pics...and here they are
Over the years I've had him he's never had a sex drive. In fact he tends to be quite depressed around the bitches. They all tend to get submissive around him (basically begging for him to hump em), but alas he never felt the need to do so.
Until a few weeks ago. My girl was in town and needless to say we fucked like rabbits. Normally his dog bed is in my room, but he sleeps on my bed anyway. So we made a point of leaving him out of the room when we got it on, mainly to spare him the trauma of seeing my balls.
As we all know, dogs have a heightened sense of smell. And apparently he was able to smell our pheromones and this seemed to get him all hot and bothered.
After one session we cleaned up and let him in the bedroom. As we open the door he bolts in, panting, basically all hyper. He has a tendency to get hyper when he's in a playful mood, but this seemed different.
So he jumps up on the bed, forms my blanket into a ball with his paws and proceeds to go nuts on it. For the first time in years he was able to get it up. I was quite proud of his red rocket as it had never reached this level before. He was basically hung more than some dudes, which is kinda odd seeing as he is only about a foot and a half long, weighing in at a massive 10 pounds.
As he was showing my blanket who was boss, my girl ran for her camera and took the following pictures. She finally got the roll developed and emailed me the pics...and here they are
i need to videotape it next time so i can send it out to you...i'm sure we all could learn something from his mounting skills
Posted by
Kav |
12:18 PM
Odie must've been telling me to fuck her harder
His smooth machine-like thrusts are a gift that we all wish to be so lucky to have
Posted by
Kav |
5:19 PM
c'mon guys. the bedspread goes perfectly with the pink vertical blinds.
Posted by
Morty |
3:27 AM
Firstly, it was a temporary residence as I had just gotten back into town.
Secondly I though the bedspread was faggy and refused to sleep under the comforter as the sheets underneath were pink.
I don't live in a hotel room.
The vertical blinds were more of a mauve.
and the fact that ceej claims my dog is messed in the head must indicate that he is completely normal
Posted by
Kav |
4:23 PM
The green blanket he's humping is mine...I carry that shit with me when I am unsure of unsavory locations.
Yes...it is my blankie.
Ceej...no thanks, but I'm sure Odie would be interested
Posted by
Kav |
11:16 AM
My dog's not big enough to get on another dog's face so now he just does their back leg.
He doesn't do anything while they look at him, but once they turn their back he pounces. He fights the same way he humps...dirty.
Posted by
Kav |
2:47 PM
i just asked odie and he said he'd pass too...sorry
Posted by
Kav |
10:29 AM