Poon Job's Palace: Call Me Dr. Phil

Cause my sexuality confuses many and I give advice when it is not needed. So I never concluded my North Carolina story as I left that god forsaken state and haven't had time since being back on the West Side. So basically part 2 of the BL adventure ended up with me and the evil one going to some pub in the middle of fucking nowhere...occupied by about 4 people. We then returned to the Carolina Ale House, but sadly Blossom was not working. It was here that Ang's fagginess exceeded levels which I thought she wouldn't be able to.
She thought some waiter was cute, but she couldn't talk to him so I tried a few passing comments to get his attention. It was only until after opening my mouth did I realize he seemed more interested in flirting with me instead of her, which made me come off as gayer than Liberace. Good thing she also set her eyes on Blossom's bad replicant (I say that cause he's similar looking to Blossom, but with only 4 front teeth).
This is where we proceeded to leave the Ale House for Jax's (and yes it was owned by the Mortal Kombat character)

The crowd wasn't as large here, but was better simply for its mullets. We tried a few times to get a picture of him without making it too obvious that we were, so we resorted to me pretending to hang from a basketball rim that was just over his head. I will forever go down in history as the guy who dunked on one of the members of Foghat.

For a while it appeared as if Ang had an in with Bad Replicant, but this ended poorly as he chose to serenade the fat mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Apparently this woman with a huge rack who was even browner than Ang (probably due to the 18 coats of foundation) peaked his interest a bit more (and we all know what I mean when I say peak).

So we were then relegated to playing cod batting, strip poker, peep show, and trivia on one of those video game things.

All in all we both ended up seeing lots of titties, Ang got donkey punched and succeded in ruining the stereotype I had set up for her all at the same time. We then proceeded to an IHOP where she ate a sausage covered in menses.