Poon Job's Palace

and not a damn person is gonna read this, so I can write whatever i fuckin want. I would write whatever I want even if people did read this. I am just bored and have nothing better to do than post this shit.

and on another note, I think that Kenny G was a member of Color Me Badd.

When the fuck did eating become a sport?! I was watching that hot dog eating contest on ESPN 2 (don't ask me why) and they kept referring to the competitors as atheletes. They described Kobayashi (the 4 time defending champ) as the greatest athelete alive in any sport.



The guy set a new world record of 53 and a half hot dogs and buns. They said it was about 18 pounds of food. What frightens me is that the guy is 130 pounds himself. Apparently I have been living under a fucking rock, cause last I knew eating wasn't a sport. I ate dinner today, so I guess that qualifies me as a finely tuned athlete.

Personally I don't know what is worse. The fact that they consider this a sport, the fact that it was televised, or the fact that i actually watched it. It is 15 minutes of my life that I will never get back.