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Tuesday, May 17, 2005 

The Geek within me has officially taken over

Thats right...I decided to cave in and buy Star Wars: Episode 3 tickets. I went to the theater yesterday and picked up some tickets for myself and some friends. I decided not to deal with another midnight show (as it was barely tolerable for Episode 2 [primarily due to major suckage]) so I picked up tickets for Thusday.
Initially I had tickets for lunch time, but something came up so I had to change it to 5:45. Then something else came up so I had to change it to 7:30.
I eagerly anticipate waiting in line amongst an army of middle aged men who live with their parents dressed as Jedi. I only hope to avoid another incident in which I steal some douches lightsaber toy (via my "force powers") and pummel him profusely.
I am expecting this movie to suck ass as I do not care for intergalactic senate relations or whatever other shit George Lucas finds worthy of wasting half a film on, but I need closure.
Hopefully they kill off all the jedi in good fashion...that'll definitely make it worth my while.

grievous

6:55 AM |

i'm confused....are the middle-aged men dressed as jedis and living with their parents? or are the middle-aged men living with parents who are dressed as jedis? either way, i agree that it is pathetic. save yourself the effort of stealing a light sabre and just bring a cattle prod or tazergun. it will make it more fun.

Posted by Blogger Me | 9:28 AM   

if homosexuality means uber coolness then you would be correct.
the tazer idea is pretty good. i can zap them and refer to it as my "force lightning"

Posted by Blogger Kav | 9:31 AM   

I thought to myself...what would the Christy (The Queen of Cool) do?
immediately the answer hit me and I was forced to purchase the tickets

Posted by Blogger Kav | 9:38 AM   

i find myself strangely drawn to your dark side.

Posted by Blogger Morty | 10:02 AM   

Sadly the previa has gone the way of the dodo...I have resorted to carpooling (which is a cool way of saying I bum a ride off my friend)...and I'm only 24, and I highly doubt I'll live to 50 so I guess you're right about calling me middle-aged.
Mort...you call it the darkside and some call it the place where the sun doesn't shine...I call it heaven
Christy...it fooled you
Ceej...somehow I figured you werecool enough to go on opening day

Posted by Blogger Kav | 12:28 PM   

don't make me post another lame ass script in your blog

Posted by Blogger Kav | 1:07 PM   

kav, then i can't wait for you to open your pearly gates.

Posted by Blogger Morty | 1:08 PM   

i can't wait for you to "force push" your lightsaber there

Posted by Blogger Kav | 1:12 PM   

are you saying you want me to in-vader your evil empire?

Posted by Blogger Morty | 1:14 PM   

I'll darth-Maul you...in bed

Christy...the only thing better than gay chicken is gay star wars themed chicken

Posted by Blogger Kav | 1:23 PM   

then i'll just have to ewok my little behind over there so you can stick it in my endor.

Posted by Blogger Morty | 1:44 PM   

i'll tattooine my name on your chewbacca so everyone knows who you belong to

mel...you didn't appreciate the greatness that was Kate & Leopold and for that you will burn in hell

Posted by Blogger Kav | 7:09 PM   

I'm gonna be busy with all the whores that are down there

Posted by Blogger Kav | 3:32 PM   

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