Sexo de Mayo
Just thought today was more important than 5-5-05. Normally I'm not a huge fan of Mexican , but I could definitely see myself eating some today. Alas she is out of town so I am shit out of luck.
So anyways...I didn't drink at all yesterday as I felt no need to partake in drinking based on a pseudo-holiday (please refer to The Luck of the Irish post). What did I do you might ask...I watched 3 straight episodes of Teammates on ESPN. Why you might ask?
Cause some fuckhead had the remote and I was too lazy to get up. I followed up this eventful day by trying to watch Days of Thunder on ESPN, but found myself bored shitless and only got through about a half hour of it. I guess NASCAR is boring in all forms.
Anyways...I hope you all get laid on this very special day as I don't see myself getting any.
And one final note...I hope you all are as stoked as I am for the steaming pile of horse shit that is the Kentucky Derby
So anyways...I didn't drink at all yesterday as I felt no need to partake in drinking based on a pseudo-holiday (please refer to The Luck of the Irish post). What did I do you might ask...I watched 3 straight episodes of Teammates on ESPN. Why you might ask?
Cause some fuckhead had the remote and I was too lazy to get up. I followed up this eventful day by trying to watch Days of Thunder on ESPN, but found myself bored shitless and only got through about a half hour of it. I guess NASCAR is boring in all forms.
Anyways...I hope you all get laid on this very special day as I don't see myself getting any.
And one final note...I hope you all are as stoked as I am for the steaming pile of horse shit that is the Kentucky Derby
I had my doubts about that until this show confirmed it
Posted by
Kav |
12:58 PM
Same for me...hence the big pile of shit
Posted by
Kav |
1:29 PM
Normally I wouldn't post it at all...but on this special occasion I felt the need to live up to the low standards of everyone else's blog
This is my gift to all of you
Posted by
Kav |
1:38 PM
That can be summed up in one sentence...My PSP is good but it is no substitute for a warm vagina.
Posted by
Kav |
2:29 PM
I think I've had entirely enough poos from you over the past few days. I'm set for a few months, at least.
Posted by
The Noillyprat Cat |
8:08 PM
Also, your penis is dancing perfectly in time with the music I have playing.
Posted by
The Noillyprat Cat |
8:08 PM
My penis has perfect rhythm..as for the poo...fecal matter is always a serious situation
Posted by
Kav |
9:40 PM
If thats what Bo Jackson wants, thats what Bo Jackson will get.
I'll even throw in a little story about me banging 40 chicks, when really all I did was watch TV in the lounge at work.
Posted by
Kav |
11:37 AM
Bo is currently teaching the consequences of steroid use to inner city kids in chicago
Posted by
Kav |
11:52 AM
Where are you going? Trinidad & Tobago?
Posted by
Kav |
11:59 AM
You're starting to make less and less sense...CJ must be rubbing off on you
Posted by
Kav |
12:23 PM
Wallaby Feed is a tremendous bitch...she's kinda like my new friend Shirley
Who might I add is a fucking nut job too
Posted by
Kav |
12:29 PM
Wallaby Feed is a dude?!
I thought she was some dike who like playing with koala bears and dingos and shit
Posted by
Kav |
12:36 PM
Awesome...I'll definitely have to get his address...I've always wanted a genuine Australian penpal...Paul Hogan never writes me back.
Hopefully we can put another shrimp on the barbie
Posted by
Kav |
12:52 PM
Wallaby Feed is a loser, but there is no need for you to point it out
Posted by
Kav |
8:00 PM
sorry...you probably got the wrong kavindar...i never had a foot problem
Ceej...you like me so I guess the Armageddonis already upon us
Posted by
Kav |
10:13 PM
I have been known to get my foot stuck in peoples' asses...he/she may have been one of the unfortunate victims of such an act
And Bo Jackson...I love you too...I eagerly anticipate your return to pro sports
Posted by
Kav |
6:30 PM