Oh no!!! Some oversensitive fag banned me from BL!!!
I don't know what I'm supposed to do...some douche bag actually spent the time to give me the "You're Banned" page that the_real_chipper got. I feel honored to be among the select few to be banned.
Thats right kiddies...its the same tool who took the time to ban Martin. My advice to the oversensitive pussy...get a sense of humor.
Anyways...to the mystery assailant (I wonder who it could be?), I hope your mad internet skills help you get some ladies without having to pay em for it. Good luck cybering.
Thats right kiddies...its the same tool who took the time to ban Martin. My advice to the oversensitive pussy...get a sense of humor.
Anyways...to the mystery assailant (I wonder who it could be?), I hope your mad internet skills help you get some ladies without having to pay em for it. Good luck cybering.
Image altered due to overwhelming fagginess
let's get the ACLU involved. this seems to be racially motivated.
Posted by Anonymous | 6:39 AM
its just another case of an ass abusing his power
Posted by Kav | 6:55 AM
i don't care if brando was deleted...but i know who banned my IP
as for griping about people when they aren't around, I believe you need to take your own advice hypocrite.
as for your pic...i like it...it accentuates your toolness
Posted by Kav | 9:39 AM
i'm not the one who talked shit to other people about me...my gripe is in a public forum for all to see...as for you dealing, the brando account was already deleted when your whiny ass decided to block the IP...you're the oversensitive bitch who thinks that banning people for insulting you is a good idea, when really you're the pussy who can't take it when he's insulted. you sir can fucking deal.
as for posting on my blog...please refrain from doing so. i don't post on yours (as apparently no one else does) so please fuck off queerbait.
and joe...as for the cookies...still doesn't work. thanks for your help though
Posted by Kav | 10:02 AM
now your dumbass posts are banned
Deal
Posted by Kav | 10:05 AM
the fact that i acknowledge you are a bitch doesn't make me a crybaby...the fact that you whined enough to get the brando profile deleted along with your lovely "you're a dead man" private message indicates that you are
grow up and fuck off
Posted by Kav | 10:13 AM
actually no...all the shit you said about me in my absence was the first punch
and what part of fuck off don't you understand?
Posted by Kav | 10:19 AM
if you didn't ban me then you, being a mod, can tell me who did...and it still doesn't change the fact that you are a whiny bitch...now get off the computer and go outside...judging from your picture its clear you could use the exercise
Posted by Kav | 10:24 AM
yeah...the fact that i'm banned from the site i live on really affects my life...as for your gut, i'm sure you're rock hard now and all the bitches love you
and i wouldn't call myself a whiny bitch...i'm more of an insensitive prick.
lest we forget, you're the one who whined to chimpo to delete the brando profile
Posted by Kav | 10:32 AM
i'm not complaining...i'm the one who told you to fuck off, and you are the one who repeatedly posts.
i am merely rebutting. you can keep denying your hand in this and thats fine.
as for karma...your pathetic life sure is a testament to that concept.
now please leavemy blog and jerk off in some chat room or whatever it is you do to exercise
Posted by Kav | 10:42 AM
it is glorious...is it not?
Posted by Kav | 10:54 AM
I came on mine.
This is a thing of beauty. Kav, you have my heart.
Posted by The Noillyprat Cat | 10:58 AM
I'm glad to see you made your triumphant return to posting in this thread...you were missed
Posted by Kav | 11:00 AM
oy vey
Posted by Kav | 11:02 AM
Hey, Branden... shut the fuck up. Seriously.
Posted by The Noillyprat Cat | 11:09 AM
rover...kudos to you...you'll be ready for bikini season in no time
asswipe...i'm rebutting your comment, or are you too stupid to see that...you expect me to let you post on MY blog and do nothing about it. plus you had it coming
a lot of people think you're a tool, i'm just the one who said it
Posted by Kav | 11:10 AM
Alex that reminds me... since I've been walking to work, I weighed myself this morning. I've lost 6 pounds
Posted by The Noillyprat Cat | 11:12 AM
its much easier to post on here with different usernames and not get banned by some pathetic jerk off
Posted by Kav | 11:13 AM
I am such a fag and I totally deserve this thread.
Did I mention I like to tuck my t-shirt into my pants and ride my fat hog hard and fast.
-Brando
Posted by Anonymous | 11:13 AM
i need to incorporate more rhyming into my vocabulary...teach me alex
christy...all i need is lunch, i'm pretty hungry now
brando...i'm glad you appreciate my work
Posted by Kav | 11:17 AM
this is the most action this blog has received since the days of CJ
Posted by Kav | 11:32 AM
wow, great stuff. i on the other hand gained 96 pounds and just got over my second heart attack listening to these jokes. what the hell is a tool anyway? i hear people say it and i laugh nonstop like i understand what they are saying.
Posted by ysfb | 11:33 AM
there are many definitions for the term tool. among which include:
- someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
- one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
- a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..
- one who is utterly retarded, or just dumb
person who is dense
- One who acts like a cock.
- A penis
for more on this as well as many other hip terms the kids are using these days, please refer to urbandictionary.com
Posted by Kav | 11:42 AM
remember that time i broke your blog
Posted by Kav | 11:43 AM
the same can be said for you if you know what i mean
if you don't know what i mean, i implied you like to give head
Posted by Kav | 12:17 PM
oh, now i get it. where i'm from we just call them "shit munchers". but i live around a lot of assholes so i guess that includes me.
Posted by ysfb | 12:18 PM
is a shit muncher anything like a turd burgler?
Posted by Kav | 12:23 PM
dolla dolla bills yo...whats your rate at now?
i'll make sure to save up next time I fly threw
Posted by Kav | 12:37 PM
they are diffrent but they both taste like shit.
Posted by ysfb | 12:41 PM
Personally I think certain people should get off their high horses and save their banning skills for people who are constantly being assholes. So to the Ban-a-holic, get a clue before someone gets smart, knocks you off of your high horse, and bans you! Oh...and stop being such a fag!
Posted by Anonymous | 12:42 PM
is there such a thing as good tasting shit?
anonymous...well said...freedom of speech for all
Posted by Kav | 12:45 PM
i can't believe i read all of this but it is classic
-CM
Posted by Anonymous | 12:50 PM
shit is a delicacy in my neck of the woods. the Anonymous should show themselves and be a sport.
Posted by ysfb | 1:10 PM
i could go for a good dungpie, but haven't found one yet
CM...glad I could amuse you
Nerd...way to jump on the blog bandwagon
Posted by Kav | 1:19 PM
hopefully that major will help prevent you from double posting
Posted by Kav | 1:24 PM
your incontinence makes it all worth it
Posted by Kav | 3:30 PM
you got banned? wondered why the gay jokes werent flying constantly. that sucks. fuck em all
Posted by Anonymous | 10:28 PM
mel...real life aint shit compared to internet life
stagnant...its sad the gay jokes were lacking...i thought the site was one big gay joke to begin with
Posted by Kav | 11:30 PM
I am honored...I shall make sure to try and hang out with you the next time I come to LA (which should be sometime in July)
Posted by Kav | 11:19 AM
Thanks Kav. anyway, whoever had did that, it was stupid.
Posted by Chip | 2:13 PM
i believe i was the one who flaked out last time
I am gonna be in LA in July though
Martin...no prob. Just thought you'd like to know who was fucking with ya
Posted by Kav | 6:55 PM
Well, right now, the reaon i can't go on BL or yahoo or these blogs, is that my computer is acting up big time and is gone repair, but i couldn't go on BL in a while, and since the newbies could sign again, i could log back in. anyway, i appreciate the help you can bring. and i have linked your blog to mine (the 300proof one) and i'll link all the blogees ferom my blogspot one, the uglier blog version of mine but it has the same writings in it except the comments. anyway, take care Kav, and again, i appreciate much. (ps, if this is too long just tell and i'll make it shorter next time.)
Posted by Chip | 6:36 PM
Marty...little long, but still readable
Mel...you flaked one night and then I bailed the next night...so we both flaked. Happy?
Posted by Kav | 7:34 PM
both of you should take a hint.
Posted by Anonymous | 10:06 AM
maybe you should post your identity
Posted by Kav | 11:27 AM