Disturbed
So I was dicking around trying to edit my blog...thankfully I have superior computer skills and I am a master of copying and pasting html code. So anyways I added a counter to the bottom of my site cause I'm cool like that.
So, after I add it I get the urge to click the "next blog" tab at the top of the screen. The first page I end up on is some douchebag who works at Wal-Mart's page. He rambles about the fun and excitement that he experiences everyday as part of the Wal-Mart welcoming comittee. "Fuck that !" I says and I decide to click on the "next blog" tab again.
And it brought me here. This site offered an audio blog, which I thought was pretty nifty. So I decided to click on one of the links. Figured I'd hear some tool talk about collecting Star Wars action figures or drool over some bitch he's got a crush on.
Anyways...my prediction couldn't have been farther off. After listening to the first 30 odd seconds of her discuss swallowing a hot load of splooge I felt that my colleagues were getting uncomfortable.
So I decided to leave the audio experience for all of you. But especially for you Alex...I figured you'd appreciate the few clips of her having some of the sex.
Side note: After spending the greater part of 2 hours doing quizzes with "someone" I learnerd what type of care bear I am.
Tramp Bear
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So, after I add it I get the urge to click the "next blog" tab at the top of the screen. The first page I end up on is some douchebag who works at Wal-Mart's page. He rambles about the fun and excitement that he experiences everyday as part of the Wal-Mart welcoming comittee. "Fuck that !" I says and I decide to click on the "next blog" tab again.
And it brought me here. This site offered an audio blog, which I thought was pretty nifty. So I decided to click on one of the links. Figured I'd hear some tool talk about collecting Star Wars action figures or drool over some bitch he's got a crush on.
Anyways...my prediction couldn't have been farther off. After listening to the first 30 odd seconds of her discuss swallowing a hot load of splooge I felt that my colleagues were getting uncomfortable.
So I decided to leave the audio experience for all of you. But especially for you Alex...I figured you'd appreciate the few clips of her having some of the sex.
Side note: After spending the greater part of 2 hours doing quizzes with "someone" I learnerd what type of care bear I am.
Tramp Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
I'm raver bear...sweet....glow sticks rawk.
Posted by
Me |
7:04 AM
now I know where to go when I need to score some E or need to get my hands on a pacifier
Posted by
Kav |
8:28 AM
i really need to get back to my party kid days...that was so much fun
Posted by
Me |
9:59 AM
didn't they make a movie about you? i believe you were played by McCauley Culkin.
Posted by
Kav |
11:21 AM
yeah, that movie sucked, and was grossly inaccurate...or completely accurate, depending on what kind of pill you were on at the time.
Posted by
Me |
1:14 PM
i figured you'd be gay bear, what with your french fetish
as for your movie...i never saw it, but i heard McCauley took it in the butt. i hope he portrayed you accurately.
Posted by
Kav |
1:55 PM
whatever you say frenchy...i vacationed in paris too and you don't see any parisian shit on my walls.
Posted by
Kav |
4:53 PM
I'm quite impressed with your whole coming out thing...i like how you evenly distribute the gay
and might i add...i knew you were gonna get the gay bear
Posted by
Kav |
5:42 PM