Why must I be so damn irresistable
In my opinion I am subpar at best. However my luck with women is always streaky. I'm usually casual and laid back in my approach as I tend to get my fair share of ass, however as of late I am just getting annoyed.
It seems that women usually don't give a shit about me until I start seeing someone. Then they all start to crawl out of the woodwork. During my initial single periods they wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole. I guess there is some fucked up lunar alignment in which they gain an affinity to my dick.
When my ass got dumped a couple months ago, I went through my dry spell. It lasted about 3 weeks. Just as I start to get my groove back my options seem to open up. At first this was a good dilemma to have. I mean, which hot blooded young male would turn down a smorgisboard of fine ass.
So anyways...after careful deliberation as well as groping I decide on one. This is normally a good thing. I'm guaranteed a steady piece of ass (no offense if you are reading this baby), however other women have to complicate shit for me.
I don't know if they all just suddenly got desperate, or if they just realized I exist. I'm not the one to cheat (however I have no problems breaking up with someone and fucking someone else the same night) and will never be that guy. So now I am left to kick myself for being so amazingly hot.
I guess it could be worse. I could be celibate*.
*Ang reference. I hope your hyman grows back in nicely.
It seems that women usually don't give a shit about me until I start seeing someone. Then they all start to crawl out of the woodwork. During my initial single periods they wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole. I guess there is some fucked up lunar alignment in which they gain an affinity to my dick.
When my ass got dumped a couple months ago, I went through my dry spell. It lasted about 3 weeks. Just as I start to get my groove back my options seem to open up. At first this was a good dilemma to have. I mean, which hot blooded young male would turn down a smorgisboard of fine ass.
So anyways...after careful deliberation as well as groping I decide on one. This is normally a good thing. I'm guaranteed a steady piece of ass (no offense if you are reading this baby), however other women have to complicate shit for me.
I don't know if they all just suddenly got desperate, or if they just realized I exist. I'm not the one to cheat (however I have no problems breaking up with someone and fucking someone else the same night) and will never be that guy. So now I am left to kick myself for being so amazingly hot.
I guess it could be worse. I could be celibate*.
*Ang reference. I hope your hyman grows back in nicely.
Oh yeah baby your hot hot cock gets me hot baby.
Posted by
The Noillyprat Cat |
2:19 PM
I knew you wanted me...I could feel the sexual tension over the internet.
I'll add you to the list of potential women I will fuck in the next few months. Congratulations.
Posted by
Kav |
6:02 PM
shirley - you jest.
Posted by
Anonymous |
6:42 PM
i don't know who shirley is, but if she's hot i'd bone her
Posted by
Kav |
8:38 AM
the fact that any one would do you is impressive.
- shirley
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:42 AM
shirley...you're just jealous that i didn't break you off
its a good thing i've told her that i've passed up on 5 women since being with her. we mutually agreed that she owes me these 5 women. i am anxious to see if she lives up to her word
Posted by
Kav |
12:39 PM
If only I were 1/2 the man Tony Danza was, I'd be the ultimate mack daddy.
In my short stay in the midwest, I have learned that women love a little flavor
Posted by
Kav |
2:56 PM
nothing like reading the dialogue between a bunch of retarded men discussing women. by the way, keep it kavindar. i dont want it.
-shirley
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:30 PM
uh, thanks for the shout out, i think....anyway, no worries, the hymen will not be growing back for a while. someone was naughty for her birthday. i think that is what exes are for....a little booty when you fear you will never get laid again.
Posted by
Me |
7:05 AM
shirley...could you make it anymore obvious that you want my dick?
ang...congratulations on fucking. welcome back to your old whorish ways. we missed you.
Posted by
Kav |
8:51 AM
well- i did want to start my freak side show career. your penis would get that ball rolling for me thanks.
-shirley
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:44 AM
the only thing freaky about my penis is how freakishly huge it is...once again, please try to keep your lust for me to yourself
Posted by
Kav |
11:21 AM
i did. but masturbating in a bathtub on saturday nights isn't doing it for me anymore.
-shirley
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:11 PM
Shirley, try using the running water, and do it twice a week. That should keep you well.
Posted by
The Noillyprat Cat |
3:21 PM
shirley...i'll send you a dildo made from a mold of my penis.
and listen to jacqui...she's kept her lust for me on the DL for years...she knows what she's talking about
Posted by
Kav |
4:15 PM