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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 

R.I.P. HP Pavilion ze5170

It has finally happened. My piece of shit lap top that I had lugged around for the last 2 years has finally died on me.
Now my plans of giving up on real life and living on the internet are smashed...for the time being at least.
I still have access to the internet, but I am unable to achieve the CJ-esque levels I had dreamed of.
Now I am left to decide if I should purchase a new computer, or fork over the 400 dollars to fix my decrepit piece of shit. The only attachment I have left to it is the 10 gigs of music and 20 some odd gigs of porn which I hadn't backed up.
Now I am left to rely on the 80 gigs of porn on my external drive. It seems quite stale.

Where can I send flowers? Should I bring you a casserole?

flowers can be sent to my bachelor pad c/o my mother's basement

Veritas Aequitas

I would like the video of you and Walter Cronkite double-stuffing the crazy bag lady outside the Safeway.

Ceej- did you ever know that you're my hero. You're everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle. Cause you are the wind beneath my wings. Tard.

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