The Luck of the Irish
Last night I ended up celebrating St. Patrick's Day with town of Champaign and an assload of U of I students. It took a few hours of drinking before it was brought to my attention that St. Patrick's Day isn't for a few weeks. I was not deterred as the green beer flowed like a fine boxed wine. I am happy that I have ample time to prepare for the festivities in Chicago.
First thing I gotta do is buy a green shirt, cause I was the only one out last nite who didn't have one and I would ever so much love to fit in. Secondly I need to arrange transportation, cause in my drunken stupor I found it quite hard to hail a taxi at 2 in the morning. Thirdly I need to make sure I only take cash and not run a tab, cause thats when things get out of control. And fourthly I need to add an additional sentence so that I may say fourthly.
First thing I gotta do is buy a green shirt, cause I was the only one out last nite who didn't have one and I would ever so much love to fit in. Secondly I need to arrange transportation, cause in my drunken stupor I found it quite hard to hail a taxi at 2 in the morning. Thirdly I need to make sure I only take cash and not run a tab, cause thats when things get out of control. And fourthly I need to add an additional sentence so that I may say fourthly.
I plan on wearing a kilt to emphasize my ignorance.
In regards to the tab, as much as I say I won't start one, the inner alcoholic in me will prevail
Posted by
Kav |
1:50 PM
Illinois is world famous for their Irish population
Posted by
Kav |
2:04 PM
I hear Scotland is world famous for their Irish population
Posted by
Kav |
7:18 AM
I thought they tucked their wangs in it
Posted by
Kav |
12:48 PM
then what would happen when the water cooled? their testicles would turn to ice cubes
Posted by
Kav |
2:44 PM